ABOUT THE COMMITTEE

A VERY HUMAN INSTITUTION.

Everyone is busy looking brilliant on the internet. We thought there was room for something more honest.

Dumbest Alive is a comedy project about the decisions we can laugh at ourselves for making. A terrible rebrand. An overconfident pitch. The reply-all heard around the office. If you’re in on the joke, you’re in the right place.

Meet The Champ.

He holds his trophy upside down. He has never questioned this. He is our official mascot, and frankly our most qualified employee.

The new chapter.

We’re starting with free, reviewed nominations from adults and authorized brands. When paid contributions open, supporters will choose where their contributions count. Each confirmed dollar adds one ranking point to the chosen entry. Advertising is separately labeled and its fees do not count toward ranking.

The title is a joke. Consent is not. We don’t sell humiliation, pay-to-remove listings, investment returns, or ownership of this website.